Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, checked to make sure I
haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed
me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it in yourself! I'm not afraid of the
dark.
Pit Bull: I'll just hang by my teeth to the bulb and
spin around until it drops out. Putting a new one
in? That's your problem.
Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on
the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the
dark.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is! Right
there!
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
change light bulbs. I
am not one of THEM so the question is, how long
before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: By the time the Border Collie finishes
rewiring the house, I'll have something else
for him to do.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out bulb?
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light
bulb.
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
